Anonymous said: u should totally draw some poc!hermione bein cute man. like readin in her books or tryin 2 tame her wild hair or having to put up with ron and harry.
hermione bein cute and multitasking while she gets dressed or s/t woo
Accurate post is accurate.
Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone
For those in retail.
I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.
So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”
I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.
When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.
Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.
That last bit of commentary though.
pablophonic, which one you want?
this is mesmerizing.
non equine blogs have reblogged this? Because that’s really cool because horses and stuff.
Alright this is absolutely fantastic
But can we talk about how either 51,231 people have seen someone die or a bunch of people just reblogged a loop gif of a hurdle
Hello I am from tumblr and I understood that reference that you have just made
im so confused and i demand to be informed
I don’t see how a gif of the forest is helping anyone.
Do not fucking start!
HOW DARE YOU
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.
Click on the panels for translations.
just some of my favourite secrets from this week originals sins
Biggest plot twist
i will never not repost this.
when you see it, reblog it
*nick fury voice* phil i told you YOU CAN’T KEEP ADOPTING STRAY PEOPLE NO MATTER HOW ATTRACTIVE THEY MAY BE
Theoretically now there’s nothing to stop him.
mid-life crisisPlane Of Hot Weirdos just became an entire International Espionage Organisation Of Hot Weirdos.
this made me giggle so hard
this post just hit nineteen thousand notes this morning
I still don’t understand what’s so funny
are there even nineteen thousand people in this fandom
International Espionage Organization of Hot Weirdos.
I.E.O.H.W. Pronounced: Ow.
I feel like it should be pronounced more like that yell at the beginning of Walking on Sunshine.
As the creator of IEOHW I think you should all be aware you pronounce it like a cat would.